Taking that trip at work...

Valium at work is wonderful. It's like a three martini lunch, but without the nausea. I feel calm, charming, cozy. Very nice. I think I'll call it the "Secretary Sedative" or the "Administrative Assistant's Aid." It's very much like night time cold med.s, but without the feeling that you could just pass out at any moment. I'm considering dissolving the pill in the coffee to mellow my coworkers, or take the pills, grind them up and put into the vents... *

* I'm not really considering any of this, those pills is mines.