My trip down the Yellow Brick Road...

or my first weekend using valium, a.k.a "Mother's Little Helper", a.k.a "Executive Excedrin." I don't get to take the name brand drug, I get the generic yellow pill, hence Yellow Brick Road. It doesn't help with depression, but it's great for the anxiety, kind of like drinking. Should it be putting me in a party mood? Should I care?