It's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday!!!!

Which means I can fix the bathroom sink!  And finish the couch, and fix whatever it is that's wrong with the computer, and do my taxes!  Oh, I can't wait for the work day to end.   I'm not being sarcastic, I really am looking forward to doing these things...
What else can I do with all my free time ( M will be studying)?  Give the rabbit a bath?  Two person job, one to wash the rabbit, the other to laugh at the person washing the rabbit.  Watching cartoons?  Yet another two person activity because I feel the constant need to point the funniest part of an episode and then explain why I find so amusing on so many levels.  Cook something new?   I need my guinea pig, M, to taste test everything.  I am indeed a pitiful creature on my own. 

"Favorite" websites

This is from of my favorite website, the homophobic yet strangley familiar with deivant behaviors, and furniture, I've never heard of, like this, the Rimming Chair!

I have never, ever heard of such a thing.  And where did they get that picture from anyway, it looks very 3rd world prison like.  Anyway here's their description of these unique pieces; 

"“rimming stations” — “rim chairs” to facilitate “rimming” (oral-anal sodomy/licking the anus); see middle photo above of “rim chairs”: one man sits naked on the chair that has a bottom like a toilet seat (how appropriate), while the other man lies underneath him, looking up at the fellow’s anus to perform this revolting act" 

Wait, this just in, this is how they got their info, "A source has provided Americans For Truth with a copy of a private e-mail intended only for “sex pigs” — sent out by a group called “Fort Troff” (as in pig troff). The e-mail touts the ultra-promiscuous “pig sex” event at Doubletree called “MAL Maneuvers” — for the purpose of pulling together “hard-core pig players” who want to “[F–K] [sodomize] our brains out.” 

A "source", who just happens to be on the mailing list, apparently.  I'm a full time homosexual, but even I don't have that much time to devout to researching events/activities I'm not going to participate in.

The sad fate of my flats

I love flat shoes.  I love my heels too, but if you're taking the bus/subway, walking up a hill, and then five flights of stairs, they can be a bit of a hassle.  Just a bit.  So, to adapt to my environment, I've developed a love for fancy flats.  Shiny, metallic, canvas, bows, cut out patterns, pointy toe or round, they're all good.  You can also wear very "outrageous" flats, the high heel equivalent could never been worn to work without looking like a stripper.  Comfy and attention-getting, with a thin veneer of sensibility and sophistication. The downside of these shoes is how quickly they wear out.  None of mine have lasted more than three months, and that's pushing it.  Heels, particularly platform heels, don't wear out very fast.  The bottom of those shoes are are as hard as rocks, more likely to damage the pavement than to wear out.
So my newest flats are beginning to show signs of decay, the fabric is starting to wear out near the toes, the sole is beginning to separate, they're stretching out a bit too much... if only they were more like $5 bucks a pair instead of $20.

New favorite site!

I'm not being sarcastic, I wish I could read this one at work.  You must, must, must check out this site!
My Beautiful Cervix
It documents one woman's cervix throughout a month long period.  And by period I mean lenght of time, not the menstrual cycle.  That that is part of it... Loads of great pics.

I want this piggy to be mine...

I will name him Piggles

Back at work

*sigh* I suppose I should be grateful that I don't work in Ukraine, or in any of the other former Soviet satellites.
Anyway, what can I do that's fun and not spend? Going out to clubs has been moved to the back burner, bars too. I would say house party/ potluck combo is the way to go, but every time we've gotten together to do this everyone wants to make their best/newest dish. The dish that requires it's own shopping trip, so it winds up being kinda of costly. I think we might be regressing back to my teenage style of partying fairly soon. BJ wine coolers (8 for $5), the small bag of chips from 7-11, and a single movie. Oh, and we'll need a shitty boom box and a collection of early '00 dance music (ya' know, Zombie Nation and Omnibus). And here I was thinking all that was behind me...
The other option is buy a giant case of really cheap beer, payment (equally divided amongst us)and start crashing parties. Isn't that what Myspace/Facebook/the acquaintances you never speak to is for?

It's best to plan ahead, while everybody I know is still employed, and get in the habit of having fun for very little money. Or maybe practice dancing for nickels...

Lazy Sundays

I can't think of anything to write so,


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Enjoy!