Quote of the Day!/Reasons not to move to Canada

"I will wait to find the right man or men who'd be willing to have me on their dinner table..." said accused killer Sydney Teerhuis. This is a really odd case, compared to all the normal murder cases I guess. Click on Sydney's name to read the article.
Canada is apparently packed with psychos. Sure, you're less likely to get shot, but if that means getting stabbed to death in a bus, I'll take random shootings any day of the week. Wait, no...ummm...no. Did I just jinx myself?