M stole my book

So I was reading the Naked Civil Servant, but M stole it away from me.  She carries it around in her purse, reads the best quotes to me, and then reads silently to herself.  I've already renewed that damn thing twice, she's still not done, and I don't think I'll get to finish it unless I check it our a second time without telling her.  But she did get Peter Sagal's Book of Vice which I've been trying to get from the library for about two months now.  I just need to keep her greasy mitts off of it until I'm through with.  We both hate sloppy seconds.