Bad, yet highly entertaining, projects

I've acquired 1GB of memory to install on my on iBook, my lovely little G3, that I've had for a over 6 years now.  I know it won't make it faster, but it will make smoother, in theory, and that's all I need from it. M and I need a second computer, and so long as I can blog from it or read ebooks, then I'm happy.  And if I do design research, even if all images have to be downloaded to a flash drive, but really that's all I need it to do.
I'm so excited.  I wonder how horribly wrong this experiment can go?  I'll get M to film it.

And if I don't destroy the poor thing, then I can hook it up to the external hard drive I use for my PC.  The instructions said I can have a Mac and a PC running on it...