Recession fun, sans alcohol

Resume / Craig's List prepping;
Nubile young woman of childbearing age wants to carry your young in her body cavity!
Candidate lacks any innate motherly instincts, so there will be no conflicts or akwardness when the neo-nate burst forth her once pristine body.
Candidate is not responsible for any mutations or other birth defects



Avoiding the outside world
Spending time at the library, but from home.  E-books and audio books are available at http://www.colapublib.org/, for LA county.  Its a great way to spend all day the library without ever having to get dressed or be around teenagers.  And its closed on Sundays,  which is really one the days where I need to be occupied or else I go a'spending.  




Tellin' tall tales or at least greatly exaggerating small events
Last night M was attacked by a gremlin!  What really happened was the rabbit jumped on her side of the bed in the middle of the night, which terrified M.  She shrieked, grabbed me, and crawled frantically down the bed until she could reach the light switch.  When the light went on, there was our tiny 4 pound rabbit, sitting on M's pillow, with ears pointing straight up.  
Saying that we have a gremlin that lives in our studio is just so much more interesting, isn't?