"How to Choose the Right Company: before applying for a job, make sure the company is a large one. This is essential. It should be at least large enough so that nobody quite knows exactly what the other fellow is doing."
"If you have education, intelligence, and ability, so much the better. But, remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities."
"[T]his is the time for maintaining a cool head, and following the one simple rule: put the blame on somebody else."