Note to self; taking care of two dogs makes me feel like my freedom has been confiscated, don't have a kid. 
On the other hand you can teach a kid useful tricks like how to make a dry martini for you and get a perfect score on their SAT.  Just not at the same time...
Anyway, three day weekend, hooray!  See my Lincoln tribute below;
 
 
 
 
 
 
