Consumed by lunch

I can't think straight, I want food so bad.  It's not that I'm that hungry, I'm just craving something, something cheesy.  Actually, anything cheesy.  So, in the meantime, to quell my hunger/craving I'm drinking black coffee.  Yum, delicious black coffee.  I should boil it down on the warmer, so it'll get nice and thick.  And burnt.  Then I could pretend it's food.  Awful food that has been served at a socially important dinner party, so no one has any choice but to eat.  It would be good practice.